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5 Signs Your Facial Hair is Trashy | A Garbage Guide

5 Signs Your Facial Hair is Trashy | A Garbage Guide

Facial hair - a man's one, honest chance at accessorizing - and it's on front of your face. 

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How to Make a Homemade Ice Cream Sandwich | A Garbage Guide

How to Make a Homemade Ice Cream Sandwich | A Garbage Guide

Ever see a professionally made product, and think "I bet I could make that cheaper"?

Here's how to make homemade ice cream cookie sandwiches for cheap - or ways to class 'em up. 

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10 Signals your Decor is Trashy | A Garbage Guide

10 Signals your Decor is Trashy | A Garbage Guide

When most dirtbags get their first place away from home, seldom do we get the privilege...
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Top 5 Trashiest Bagels | A Garbage Guide

Top 5 Trashiest Bagels | A Garbage Guide

A Garbage Guide presents the Top 5 Trashiest Bagels - so you know which bagels roll aro...
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A Garbage Guide To The Best Man Speech

A Garbage Guide To The Best Man Speech

There are a lot of different reasons why somebody wants to make a good impression durin...
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Clean Livin’ Tips to Operate at a Yard Sale | Garbage Guide

Clean Livin’ Tips to Operate at a Yard Sale | Garbage Guide

As summer is creepin’ up on us, it’s time for the age-honored tradition of pullin’ out our unwanted trash and trying to get money for it on our front lawns. 

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Trashiest Ways to Quit Your Job | Garbage Guide

Trashiest Ways to Quit Your Job | Garbage Guide

Is there any day dream more intoxicating than the thought of walking into the boss’s office and finally giving them a piece of your mind? 

Here are the Trashiest Ways to Quit Your Job...

 

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How to Tell Your Parents You’re Moving Back In | Garbage Guide

How to Tell Your Parents You’re Moving Back In | Garbage Guide

...For some, the most memorable moment is the day they pack their PS5 into a laundry bag, hop in the station wagon, and move back in with their parents. 

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Trashiest Ways to Use ChatGPT | Cat Daddy’s Corner for Garbage Guide

Trashiest Ways to Use ChatGPT | Cat Daddy’s Corner for Garbage Guide

By Tom Cassidy // When the CEO of AYG reached out to see if I’d be interested in writing a blog for their website, my immediate thought was, How can I use ChatGPT to write a blog so I don't have to do anything?

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Is My Car Trashy? Find Out by Looking Inside | Garbage Guide

Is My Car Trashy? Find Out by Looking Inside | Garbage Guide

You may ask yourself, “Is my car trashy? All of my doors have the same color. I’m not driving on multiple donuts. There’s no duct tape holding things together."

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Buc-ee’s: A First Timer's (Garbage) Guide

Buc-ee’s: A First Timer's (Garbage) Guide

Buc-ee’s: A First Timers Guide In late 2021, I was introduced to Buc-ees while on tou...
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How to Talk to People with Money | Garbage Guide

How to Talk to People with Money | Garbage Guide

How to Talk to People with Money Someone once said “money is the root of all evil.” Tha...
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Top 10 Trashiest Brown Bag Lunches | Garbage Guide

Top 10 Trashiest Brown Bag Lunches | Garbage Guide

If you’re like me, Pizza Day in the middle school cafeteria was just a cruel reminder that you had a brown bagged lunch waiting in your locker.  

Here are the Top 10 Trashiest Brown Bag Lunches. 

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10 Signs You're the Trashiest House on the Block | Garbage Guide

10 Signs You're the Trashiest House on the Block | Garbage Guide

If you’re reading this there is a good chance you didn't have the nicest house in the neighborhood... but were you the worst?  Here is a top ten list to test your level of clean livin'.

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How to Go to the Bar with No Money | Garbage Guide

How to Go to the Bar with No Money | Garbage Guide

Not having a lot of cash is no excuse to stay home and be a loser.  Here are tried and true tips on how to have a good time with little cash. 

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Garbage Ways to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket | Garbage Guide

Garbage Ways to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket | Garbage Guide

We’ve all been there. You’re cruising along and all the sudden you see those red and blue lights in your rearview mirror. You think to yourself, Surely that’s not me, I’m only doing 15 over.

But it is you – that taillight didn’t fix itself. Now you’re reaching for that license and registration (hopefully that’s up to date) and thinking of any and all excuses. 

These are the 5 most garbage ways to get out of a ticket.**

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