You may ask yourself, “Is my car trashy? All of my doors have the same color. I’m not driving on multiple donuts. There’s no duct tape holding things together."
Congratulations!
You’ve passed the first trial. But looks can be deceiving and real garbagio is what’s on the inside. So let’s hop in the front seat of your Chevy Malibu, and find out if your car is trash.
If you have a radar detector
If trash falls out of your car when you open the door
If you keep fast food napkins in the glove box
If you have any kind of dashboard decor. Hula girls, rubber ducks, etc. (Lookin' at you, Jeep owners.)
If there’s an aftermarket ashtray in one of the cupholders
If your cupholder is an ashtray
If you have food wrappers from multiple establish
If you have dice hanging from your rearview mirror
If passengers have pointed out a noticeable smell
If you have an aftermarket radio or touchscreen, but never took the stock radio out
If you have any kind of AUX system that runs through a cassette, CD player, or Am?FM connection
If you still use the CD player
If you have a number of spitters, chew cans, empty Zyn tins, or vape pods laying around
If your AC only blows one temperature. Arctic Blast or The Final Circle of Hell. You pick.
Bonus - if your AC doesn't work at all. "It needs recharged!"
If you have to tell people, “That button doesn’t work anymore”
If you have to roll the window down by hand
If anything on the inside works with the following; a jimmy, a wiggle, a shimmy, or a shake
Feel free to check these boxes as you go but once you have more than one you already know the answer. Your car is TRASH.
Love Youse - AYG
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