By: Tom Cassidy
When the CEO of Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast reached out to see if I’d be interested in writing a blog for their website, my immediate thought was, How can I use ChatGPT to write a blog so I don't have to do anything? (which is a pretty trashy way to use ChatGPT) that led me to my first blog.
I went onto ChatGPT and asked: What are some of the trashiest ways to use ChatGPT?
One of the responses was:
Trying to bypass basic adult responsibilities.
First of all, how the hell would ChatGPT call someone’s landlord? They would sound like the lady from this 1996 anti-cigarette commercial who resembles how I imagine Aunt Tuddy looks.
In regards to explaining to the boss why you’re late, I don’t know why you need ChatGPT to come up with - “traffic”, or “I had to take a shit”.
What really annoys me is the - “Buddy… no” response.
Hey ChatGPT. I’m not your buddy, I’m not your partner, and I’m not your friend. I don’t need your sarcasm just because I asked you a question about being trashy.
I hate when AI tries to sound cool, or funny, or human. So then I got into an argument with ChatGP which is generally what I do anytime I use it. Here are some other trashy ways to use ChatGPT.
- Figuring out what to call a cousin who remarries one of your divorced uncles. Obviously on the other side of the family, though!
- Asking ChatGPT to roast somebody because they all come back like they’re written by Michael Scott from The Office, except cornier.
- Asking ChatGPT to say something nice about you after you just asked it to roast you.
- Chat GPTing anything involving hot dogs is trash - for example “can a baby eat hot dogs?” The answer is no.
- Using ChatGPT to find a missed connection. Unless it works, then congratulations! (Until it goes wrong and you're ChatGPTing how to lose the connection.)
- Asking ChatGPT for gambling advice, which it gives you immediately. I asked for a parlay then told it that I was gonna bet a bunch of money on it. They were 3 for 4 and now my leg is broken.
What are some Trashy ways that you’ve used ChatGPT?
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