Facial hair - a man's one, honest chance at accessorizing - and it's on front of your face.
We respect and encourage self-expression of all types - but big risks don't always mean big reward. We're not all Ron Swanson or Tom Selleck and we need to accept that.
If you're currently displaying any of the below signs - it may be time to look at new facial hair.
The mustache is the flex of masculinity.
It's the guiding lighthouse of your personality, all wrapped on your upper lip.
That said, it should NEVER hinder any potential love-making in it's stature, shape, or smell.
Also, it should not take you more time to get ready than ya bird... You wouldn't know, that, if you don't have a lady...
Have children on the street been asking you to see a trick?
Do you often wear a cape and this is not helping your case?
This sign is not a clearcut rule, but more of a vibe thing and we'll just have to trust that you understand.
If you're getting mistaken for a magician - move along.
Note: If you are a magician, it's totally acceptable to resemble a magician.
It's just - never acceptable after 2006.
No.
A patchy beard is nothing to be ashamed of - in fact, we encourage the natural growth pattern of your beard.
But after a solid 18-months of growth-attempt, you shouldn't still look like a high-school drug dealer.
The chin strap had it's moment, the same way that professional clothing at the bar had a moment.
It was fun, but we've moved on, unless you're a SUPER cool guy.
This is a real cool guy. Are you this cool?
In all honesty - we want you to practice any and all facial hair freedoms.
What are some other trash facial hair trends?
The AYG boys, the snow, the heaters...
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