Oftentimes on AYG, we have discussed habits and customs surrounding the consumption of milk. Or any food, really, but specifically also milk.
On the show, we usually talk about drinking milk from when you were a child - but we know a number of you bozos out there are drinking it on the regular- as adults.
Like all things food, we’re not judging ya, but we do want to point out there are indeed many trash ways to drink milk.
Clean Livin’ folx, watch your pinkies.
Unless you’re a child, the go-to method for drinking cold milk should be in a glass of some kind.
It’s just scientifically proven it tastes better from a glass. If you’re drinking from the free, plastic cup they give you at the bank, it’s just not classy.
We thought this was USSR folklore, but indeed many of you have consumed milk from a bag with a straw poked inside.
Like some kinda Dairy Propaganda Capri-Sun, we assume if you’re drinking it out of a bag, it’s not by choice.
Stick it out while you’re in County, bozo - we’ll see ya on the outside.
I am guilty of this one myself - and that is shaking the gallon of dairy milk every time before I pour a cup.
I don’t know what it is, but I feel better if I let the liquids slosh around a lil before dumping it out. Maybe it’s a vestige of 1990s chocolate milk BOOM but i’m shaking, and I’m stirring.
Unless it's a single serve milk drink, it’s trash. And even then, you’re pushing it.
We thought long and hard about this one, and while we don’t think powdered milk is classy by any means, we don’t think it’s trash. It feels British and old-war, but not garbage.
Man up and drink some milk.
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