There are a lot of reasons to move, and usually it's positive. 

New job - more money - more space for family... Hopefully you're all Jeffersons, and moving on up. 

But as you AYG folks may know, sometimes you're jammed up... And you have to move stat, due to a series of unfortunate events. 

Did you catch Chris' D talking about moving three times recently? Trash, but that's been established. Here's...

7 Trashy Reasons to Move House

You didn't pay rent, so they've asked you to leave. 

We know this isn't your fault. 

You got laid off because AI took your job, the economy is in the pooper, and then Arizona didn't make it outta the Final Four for March Madness this year...

Sorry about it bud, but most people will ask you to leave if you don't pay rent. 

We wish you luck on the outside.  

Your parents are kicking you out. 

Mom and your step-dad Carl have had enough of your free-loading, and they want you outta their basement so they can throw "adult parties".  

Sounds sinful, but it is their prerogative after raising you tirelessly for 30+ years (even tho Carl made it blatantly clear he's not your real dad).

You've used up all your good will, you've likely used up all the toilet paper, and now it's time to get your own place.  

It's good tho - it only opens things for the dating game.  Once you get off your buddy's couch.  

Your place is haunted. 

We respect the move, we agree with the move, but it is still very much a trashy move. 

(Again - ask Chris D.) 

You didn't feel the presence when you look at the place? You couldn't tell by the very off vibes and the gusty drafts constantly at your back?

What do you put on your new rental applications? Squatters refused to leave my last place? 

Fortunately never been in this predicament myself, but maybe steer clear of any homes that are Pre-War. 

Your Girlfriend broke up with you.

Talk about adding insult to injury, this one hurts.  

But if it's not meant to be, better to move on now than later, when your children have a total different nose than you do. 

Hopefully she left you half of the dish towels. 

(*Note - this is not, "you got divorced" - that's an entirely different situation.) 

You're in the Witness Protection Program. 

We know you grew up in the neighborhood, but try to stop witnessing crimes.  

It's got to be a bother to keep changing your identity every time your luck leads you to the wrong place. 

Try staying away from dark street corners and back alleys.   

You didn't pay your taxes. 

Mortgage, insurance, etc etc... You can pay it all, but if you don't pay your property taxes, they will eventually take your home. 

How can they take something you've already paid for?! I don't understand the government, but that's how it works.  

Take it up with a senator. 

Your dog (or snake) bit a guy. 

A lot of times they have it coming, but if you have to leave because your pet bit a guy, that's as trashy as it gets.  

We may agree with you and your dog or cat or pet tarantula that the bozo was up in your face, but unfortunately the law typically sides with humans. 

Any other major trashy reasons to move we missed? Let us know! 

Love Youse - AYG