When is the last time you thought about what's in your freezer?

When the last time you opened your freezer to do more but pull out the ice cream? 

Whether it's your regular fridge, your garage fridge, or even a chest freezer, it's Clean Livin' to... well, clean it out every so often. 

Now is time to take a look at

What Your Freezer Says About You 

All TV Dinners 

You're a busy guy, and a simple guy. (Or gal.) 

Some would say you're lazy, but we think you're optimizing the human condition by keeping the necessities no-nonsense.  

The microwave is your appliance of choice - a nod to you and your economic simplicity. 

Freezer Burn like the Tundra 

If the items in your freezer are starting to look like the North Pole - it might be time to evaluate those contents.  

We're not saying to throw away a bunch of good meats, but now may be the time to cook that Omaha Steaks package your parents sent ya two Christmases ago. 

Don't mind the taste of freezer burn? Sorry, that's trash. 

Half-Eaten Food

We know you don't like to waste - and your mother would be proud. 

You're an environmentalist, an economist, a hero, some would say...

We applaud you. But - maybe eat the other half of that Pumpkin Pie Blizzard? 

The Fruit is QUESTIONABLE 

You're an optimist, through and through. 

You bought the frozen fruit in a wellness fever dream- meal planning for smoothies, deserts, jams ... And it takes a dreamer to make things happen.

But - that fruit hasn't seen the light of day since the first Obama administration.  

We appreciate that you don't want to throw it away because you might use it - but it almost definitely taste like plastic. 

Ice Packs 

You're the type of person that likes to be prepared - and that is clean living.  

You maybe play sports, or just really appreciate the transportation of chilled snacks. 

You probably also get a yearly physical at the doctor, and honestly, make us an appointment while you're at it. 

Steak-Umms and Frozen Lasagna 

These items say you enjoy simplicity, but unlike your All-TV-Dinners counterpart, you also wanna work for your gratification. 

You live in the practical reality that balances indulgence and prudence...  

You almost definitely have an Associates Degree, and probably drive exclusively stick shift Toyota.  

We bet you make a great dad (or Boy Scout troop leader). 

The Forgotten Baking Soda 

Do you have a box of baking soda that is long-since kept anything fresh?  Buried at the bottom or the back of the ice box? 

You're prepared for every scenario... You carry renter's insurance and keep the boxes all your electronics came in. 

You carry too many items in your backpack, including the sub club punch card for a free 6 inch and a jumprope.  

The powder is only good for about 1 month, so maybe switch it out every so often. 

- Love youse, AYG