We've all been there... The party is going, you're three sheets to the wind, and no one at the shindig is sober enough to drive to get more beers. 

Nowadays, most of youse can use like, Door Dash or whatever to get it delivered.  

But sometimes... it's $75 for a case of Miller Genuine Draft on those apps. (That's how the get ya!) 

Maybe you live in the middle of nowhere.  Or you're camping.  Or there's a massive driver shortage, or it's the end of times. 

There's always something, amiright? Here's*** 

Trashiest Ways to Get Beer When You Can't Drive

*** Note - All of these methods could get you a DUI - so don't try 'em! This is for entertainment purposes only. 

Scooter

Scoot on down to the corner store for a sure-fire good time!

This one does require a bit of balance, which we've been told is affected when you down some Crown.  So be careful. 

We recommend a Razor scooter or something non-electric - you don't want the man tracking ya! 

Take a Horse

Your horse isn't drunk, you are! They're technically the driver, right? 

Saddle up, giddy up, and get to gettin' some beers! 

Golf Cart 

If it's allowed on the golf course, it should be allowed on the shoulder of a highway.

They only drive about 15 miles an hour! Better yet - make your lil cousin Tanner drive you.  He's always trying to hang out, anyways. 

This one is best employed in a campground or similar. 

Lawn Mower

Pull up the cutting deck and put it in rabbit mode! 

Or leave it down - the city should be paying you for the service you're providing. 

Also be weary of flat tires - some asshole broke glass outside of the distributor. 

The Bus 

This one isn't necessarily trash, but if you throw up in the back of a city bus, you're definitely trash. 

Also, you seem to get in fights a lot, and a lot of people are throwing you looks on the commute. 

Note - if you're taking a school bus to get there, automatic trash.

Roller Skates or a Skateboard 

This one feels like the most dangerous.  Like, you definitely should be wearing a helmet. And knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards... I could go on. 

But hit one stray rock, and you'll be rocketing forward like Wylie Coyote after an Acme box. 

This one also has the best percentage chance of running into a group of children, which is never a good idea when on wheels. 

Steal a Kid's Bike

You could ride your own bike. Or you could take your neice's training wheels for a spin up the neighborhood because it's right there...

Kids do usually have those sick handlebar streamers, a horn, and a basket.  But each time you pedal, you're hitting your knees against your chin, which could always chip a tooth. 

Bonus points if you can steal their Barbie Convertible for a smoother, more electric ride. 

Call a Sober Friend 

By this we don't mean your friend that is currently sober, we mean your friend who has taken a vow of sobriety after his wife left him in the dust.

You know he's sober, but it's just trashy. 

Don't put him through the challenges of your good time - unless he owes you a lot of money, then it's on him. 

What are some other ways youse got beer when you can't drive? Let us know below! 

Love youse - AYG