Many of youse enjoy an alcoholic beverage from time-to-time.  Ya know, most of the time. 

But chances are you were wheelin' and dealin' to get a cocktail long before you were "allowed".  At least by the government.

Thought we'd reminisce on 

The Trashiest Places Youse Drank Underage

In the Wild 

For most of you bozos, the first time you had an alcoholic beverage it was in the Woods. (Is it garbage if you call the forest the woods...?) 

For many others, it was a hidden field, a back pond, or really any outdoors area without parental supervision. 

State Parks seems to be pretty underfunded these days, so maybe they're on the come up again. 

We will warn that ticks are bad this season, so be sure to check yourself after... Tequila does NOT go well with lyme (disease). 

In the Garage 

Nothing like downing a beer next to old paint cans and gas fumes. 

This one we applaud, because a lot of garages have a real vibe.  

And it's closest to the garage 'fridge - howyerdoin!

In the Car 

While you can drink next to cars, we do not advise drinking in the car. 

If Brooks & Dunn are to be believed, many of youse do drink roadies in your car. 

We recommend that you leave car consumption for cannabis.  

The "My Parents are Outta Town" House 

This is a rare gem of a situation - perhaps the best place you used to drink underage. 

These houses usually have parents with fully-stocked liquor cabinets and no visible signs of a relationship with their son. 

We hope this party is House Party meets Can’t Hardly Wait meets Project X.

Hardy up at this party, cuz these don't come around often enough, and this night is sure to be one to remember. 

The "My Parents will Buy Us Alcohol if We Stay Inside" House

This one is great.  We love a drink without the usual complications.

But more than this locale making you trash, it really makes the parents trash. 

Likely, adults were teen parents that aren't much older than their kids. 

Or maybe they're recently divorced and trying really hard to be the "cool" dad. 

Or maybe you're from a family of addicts and you were just trying to deal.

We hope they buy ya the good hard seltzer and some snacks. 

The Basement 

I do love the smell of a musty basement - or maybe the smell is forever linked to drinking for me, because we had an unfinished basement.  

Fine with me, easier clean up when your buddy yaks like a toddler. 

Hopefully your basement drinking is more Eric Foreman and less Hyde. 

via GIPHY

In the Bar (with a Fake ID)

If you were lucky enough to get a convincing fake - which church basement do you go go for AA meetings?

Does drinking out of your home still have the same mystique? 

Again, we don't judge you, but it is trashy. 

Hopefully you at least took a page out of McLovin's book and got to hook up with some ladies because you were that guy.  

Condemned Buildings 

Before you try this, make sure you have a current tetanus shot.  

And that you don't cut yourself on broken glass.  

And be careful the floors don't collapse - or that you just don't fall through a hole that's already there. 

More than anything, avoid condemned buildings that are haunted - because those are not the type of spirits you meant. 

What are some places you drank when you shouldn't have? Check out our most recent episode where we discuss this, naming your cars, and old aerobics videos. 

Oh and CHEERS to you, our 2 pack shot class is on sale! (See below or here.)

Thanks for reading - love youse. - AYG