Youse Army of Garbage have been known to enjoy a heater or two... Or a carton. Etc etc.
Burnies are basically at the bottom of the AYG food pyramid.
While we are all sailing that same ship, we thought we'd bring up a few places we've lit a burnie and made us feel a little extra garbage. Here's
Something about clear water with chlorine makes it real icky to try to catch a smoke.
Maybe it's being in the open without your shirt on?
As discussed in our most recent episode - a hot tub heater is debatable.
It's like lighting a cig in front of a fan boat... It likely ain't happening.
The beach just screams kids and overbearing parents and like it's gonna get all soggy anyways. Too much moisture in the area along with - nature.
Just go to the boardwalk, it'll be a more pleasant experience all around.
We've all been there. Sometimes the burnie can really move along the progress of the sit-down situation.
It's creative, it's efficient, but hachee machee it's trash.
Be careful when wiping.
If nothing else, avoid the sideways glances from the looksmaxxing bros.
We know you're not doing negative damage to your body by smoking after a workout - you deserve it!
But yeah - definitely trash.
A burnie goes real good with live sports, but dang do parents hate it.
We get it - secondhand smoke is bad for you. But if you're watching a football game outside, how can they even tell?!
So yeah, we guess that makes you trash.
This one is a bit ironic, because where do you need a burnie worse than when you're at the hospital? There's just too many oxygen tanks around to make it feel okay.
If you work there - you deserve it.
If you're visiting someone in there - you deserve it.
If you're in there - you definitely deserve it.
But something about smoking 3 feet from the emergency room doors feels wrong. Not illegal, but trash. Take a lap around the parking lot.
This one goes without explanation.
This is less that you're trash and more that you might light trash on fire.
(I have many a friend who've had to call the fire department because of this!)
If you can't walk down the stairs, just stew in it. Think of it as hot-boxing.
Well folks, we still think smoke em if you got 'em...
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