Lil Pete stopped by Tuddy's this week! We talked a lot about hair...
That's a man that knows what he likes.
For anyone who has ever gone to a Supercuts with your Mom, you've likely come out with a way-too-short, botched haircut.
...or even worse, she cuts it AT HOME. Here's
The Reverse Shave... (Above is a MILD version.)
This haircut isn't so bad... It's more the guy that HAS this haircut is a certain type of guy. He's definitely a drug user, but also likely a drug DEALER. (No hate.)
I'd think of this as the opposite of a bald man... Shaved everywhere and the TOP is the heaviest.
Way to rub it in Kippy's face...
This week I learned they can glue on your toupee.
We think this negates any and all reasons why ladies may be INTO your hair...
You don't want to run your fingers through it.
You can't grab onto that bad boy when you're - in action.
You can't get it wet in the shower... so how do you go swimming?
I have nightmares about how this smells...
The closer to yellow than it is to a white color, the worse this is...
This is reminiscent of the early 2000s, in a way that should not be resurrected.
Boy bands made the frosted tips "popular", and some homies just... never evolved.
Then some of those homies also evolved too much - and went with a buzz AND blonde.
Very Slim Shady, of them.
In fact, guys with the buzzed blonde definitely listen to white rappers and don't know how to spell the word "colonel".
Again, no hate - but it is trashy.
The Bowl Cut... She's been around for AGES.
If youse don't know, this cut is achieve from putting a bowl on your head upside down and cutting all around it.
And most of youse Army of Garbage probably sporting this haircut in your third grade school photo - with those outer-space type backgrounds.
We definitely respect the practicality, but you have the same haircut as all of the Amish...
That makes it trashy.
Many of the ladies love the long hair... But that doesn't mean you never get it cut.
Ask the Big Man - he gets haircuts all the time!
In fact, long hair is even MORE annoying to upkeep - why do you think your wife is always at the salon?
It sheds everywhere, it's almost always in a ponytail, and you have to unclog your shower drain WAY more often than is standard.
If you're gonna have long hair, just get it cut every 2 months or so... We know, your hair person is far from the Board Game Cafe, but it will pay off.
This is a Dirtbag's calling card... (Apparently the guy above apparently has the 19th Best Mullet in the nation.)
The haircut that says
I'm not complicated...
I'm ready for business and the party...
I listen to Morgan Wallen...
This haircut does deserve recognition as one of the more innovated styles... But as soon as the vegans get a hold of it, it's out.
But it's your prerogative to be a Dirtbag and we salute you for doing it loud and proud.
You never wanna share a haircut with a rat... Typically any affiliation with the sewer is bad.
But we recognize it could take YEARS to grow this out, and you worked for it.
Or maybe you're holding onto fond, childhood memories.
Live you best Dirtbag life, but we're gonna all it Garbage...
Let us know in the comments below!
And to cover up a bad haircut, grab yourself one of the hats in Tuddy's shop - below or here in the AYG Shop!
As always, thank youse, love youse - AYG
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