Hey, gang! Sam Morril returned to Tuddy's this week to promote his new Netflix Special - Incorrect - which comes out today!
One of the questions we had for Sam is his favorite Fall treat. We love a food trend here at AYG, but when does it go too far?
When does it begin edging into the "trashy" level and start upping your gag factor?
We're not sure, but we are sure that the below 10 treats have gone too far... Here's
Candy Corn is the same category as those circus peanuts... It's definitely sugar, but we're not sure what else makes this... confectionary treat? What category of snack is this? What gives it that color ?
Also - stop masquerading as health food. You're either candy or you're trail mix, you can't be both.
This is baby food.
I love a puff, I love a sweet potato, but putting them together as ONE is reserved for infants that need a snack.
Also - is it easier to just eat a sweet potato?
If you're not familiar with Olipop, good for you... But if you are, you'd know their motto is "a new kind of soda".
Well - it wasn't really a soda, now it's not really a flavor?
On the surface this SOUNDS like it may be alright. But when you see the calories are nearly non-existent, you're thinking "How could this possibly taste good?"
I'm guessing it tastes like someone whispered "car-a-mel" into a glass of seltzer.
If you're on a GLP-1, maybe you need this to tide you over til you can have a real soda.
But... dang, the snack was an apple to begin with, what is left to eat?
If you still have a gag reflex, know that it's "award winning". Not sure by who, and what the award was, but it's a WINNER.
I'll try pumpkin with a lot of other snacks, but this one just feels like it's trying too hard.
In the world of Oreo, "Limited Edition" means "this flavor didn't test well."
This one could be delicious - but it could also taste like White Russian vomit.
We recommend sticking the the Halloween-shapes Oreos - at least then you know the flavors you're gambling with.
Also - guessing that a piece of Apple Pie with ice cream is less calories than two servings of Oreos. That's how they get ya...
This one gives you diabetes when you smell it.
OH MY - this can't be real, can it?
And what makes gummy worms "seasonal"? Hopefully they're sweet and not sour...
All I can say is dairy and sour are two flavors that shouldn't come CLOSE to touching, and this is too much of a risk for me.
This one tastes just like... slasher?
It doesn't take much for me to try a beer, or to drink an oddly-flavored beer, but having a "slasher flavor" definitely gives me pause...
I am into the idea of VooDoo / Slasher mash-up but it makes me think I'll be drinking blood.
No no no no....
You've heard of mini pumpkin pies and you've heard of mini pecan pies - both acceptable and delicious - but this is some bastardized version in the middle.
This is pumpkin spice flavored - but not pumpkin?
So is that like when they call it "frozen dairy dessert" instead of ice cream, because there isn't enough stuff in it to define it as ice cream.
I just... don't know what's inside this, and do not recommend taking the risk.
Is your wife getting into Jazzercise?
This one says "I share protein powder with my wife" or "looking for a Zaddy in October".
Either way, this is so emasculating we're not sure it can legally qualify as protein powder.
No....
Just.... no. This apparently isn't wildly sold in stores - just online.
Do you have a hunch as to why?
Have you tried one of the above and it was actually delicious? Let us know in the comments below.
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“White Russian Vomit "🤢
I remember being in a pool tournament after just discovering Whit and Black Russians. The white was very tasty until I was poised to win the game and out of no where White Russian Vomit just poured out of my mouth unannounced. I had to hold some back and it tasted like curled milk and cereal. I blew Chunks all night after that. BTW, Chunks is my dog.
“White Russian Vomit "🤢
I remember being in a pool tournament after just discovering Whit and Black Russians. The white was very tasty until I was poised to win the game and out of no where White Russian Vomit just poured out of my mouth unannounced. I had to hold some back and it tasted like curled milk and cereal. I blew Chunks all night after that. BTW, Chunks is my dog.