ICYMI - Andrew Santino joined the boys in LA for the most recent AYG episode - and Kippy shared a doozy of a pick-up technique from an old buddy.
We decided to give ya a few scenarios where picking up chicks is indeed a Dirtbag act. There may be a way to turn one or two of these into clean livin', but tread lightly.**
**Note - We do not endorse or recommend any of these topics, rather we are just pointing out that they are Dirtbag ways. You take any of these techniques at your own risk.
The old Bait & Switch - where ya get a lady's attention with one topic and then switch it up to be a creep-o after.
Like Kippy's buddy that tricked ladies with eyelashes, it's a real Dirtbag trick.
High risk does mean high reward, but it also means you're likely gettin' punched in the face.
This tactic works best with a familiar ex or a new lady you've been trying to connect with.
It's exactly what it sounds like. You text this person as if you're in the middle of a conversation with someone else, and you've accidentally typed in the wrong contact.
Most ladies can see right through it, so if they respond positively - you know they're interested.
Being a Dirtbag ain't easy.
Waiting til a girl turns into a lady is absolutely necessary. But be sure you don't bring that up when you're courting them.
It would be really bad if you had some sort of countdown clock for their 18th birthday, public or private.
Avoid saying things like "I changed your diapers" or
"I've been waiting since the gender reveal was 'female.'" or
"You quickly blossomed into a young lady..."
Maybe just. Don't.
Pick-up lines can be corny, but that can show that you have a sense of humor. All the Army of Garbage knows, ladies love a man with a sense of humor.
They only turn Dirtbag once they get creepy.
Instead of "Can I buy you a drink?" try "Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the money?"
Instead of "Are you my appendix? Because you don't work but I still want you around," try "Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out."
You're an opportunist, and we appreciate that. But it's certainly a Dirtbag move to scan the bar at 1:40 AM for drunk girls that need an Uber.
You can do better.
You deserve better.
You may have heard that the national crime rate drops on Mother's Day in the US.
We're here to tell you that Father's Day is a feeding frenzy for vulnerable women.
While it's safe to say that most people love their mother, it's safe to say ALL women have daddy issues. And can a Dirtbag help it if they're around to fill the void??
He he.
Start planning now, Father's Day is June 21st.
We applaud this tactic, because nerdy girls are freaky and they're almost always dressed in some kinda hot, cosplay.
But don't be a Dirtbag bottom feeder - flex your Star Trek knowledge to the girl, let her know how much you have in common.
Memorize the names of the characters from one of those slutty, fairy novels to bring up in conversation.
Show her pics of your mini-figs you use when you play D'n'D.
This level of Dirtbag takes some charm and finesse, and we don't recommend it.
Many ladies are super comfy and cozy with gay men. It's always made me jealous...
Til we met some guys that play that card all night, then FLIP to making out with a lady when she least expects it.
This method is insane, but it's been known to work.
We all need love, but never try to trick anyone into it.
What are some Dirtbag pick-up methods do yall know?
Love youse - AYG
Did you know Aunt Tuddy used to own a hotel on the Strip? Or so she claims...
She likes to show off this hotel keychain as she reminisces about the glory days. Keychain is plastic and reads "Aunt Tuddy's" with a cocktail, dice, and card decal on the front. Item measures 2.0" W x 3.8" H.
