7 Questionably Clean Living Urns | The Garbage Blog

In case youse missed it, our most recent episode talked about cremation and what to do with some of those... remains.

It seems many folks are going ashes-to-ashes, dust-to-dust sooner rather than later, so we thought we'd show ya some QUESTIONABLE categories of urns. Here's

7 Questionably Clean Living Urns

1. Ultra-Modern Urn

An urn should never be confused with a paper weight.

Or decor from a TJ Maxx clearance aisle.

While we nod to your attempt to stay within an aesthetic, we're still going to call it "questionable".

2. Plug-In Urn

If it looks like it could plug you up -- or that you're pluggin' IT up - maybe move along.

At no point should anyone's remains remind you of - well - plugging in, if you will.

Unless I suppose they were your lover... And you have your lover's ashes?!

3. Creature & Animal Figurines

Your Aunt Erin was so in love with snakes... Why not get her a snake urn?

Maybe this is how Erin comes back in the next life?

For poetic justice, get any hunters an urn shaped like their favorite wild game.

4. Urns with Jokes or Bits

We love humor from anywhere, so not from beyond the grave? Keep 'em laughing long after you're gone!

And we see they come in MANY colors - so may as well go with something gaudy to piss off any in-laws.

5. A Radio / Bluetooth Speak

Is this a new wave Ouija board? How you talk to Grandpa from beyond?

We're not sure - but connecting to "Papa G Ashes" bluetooth feels a bit WRONG - although we will applaud the practicality.

Is the speaker always charged or does it go dead?? Too many questions.

6. Coffee Cans

Take a page from Lebowski and keep it simple. I'm guessing most coffee canisters are plastic now, so just make sure to get a metal one. It feels classier.

This urn below is actually a replica as a nod to The Big Lebowski. The dude abides?