Is Brian Redban the Podcast Illuminati ? | The Garbage Blog

Is Brian Redban the Podcast Illuminati ?  | The Garbage Blog

Tuddy FINALLY got Brian Redban to come to the house.  

The boys discussed much of Redban's career, and he was apparently on the forefront of A LOT of new technology and trends before they blew up.  Leading to A LOT of successes. 

A SUSPICIOUS AMOUNT of successes, some would say.  

So much so, that we decided to dig a little deeper into the man that's being pulling the strings on podcast and pop culture for a long time...

Is Brian Redban the Podcast Illuminati ?**  

**This is a joke - as are all of these blog articles.  This info is for entertainment, conspiracy theory purposes only. 

Proof #1. Super Successful Podcast Producer 

Redban has made a career in many things, but he's most noted for being a podcast producer. 

In 2009, Redban was hired by Joe Rogan to produce The Joe Rogan Experience... He's ofc a mainstay on Kill Tony, running the sound board and giving Tony a punching bag in case the bucket doesn't vomit out a dope. 

He also started Deathsquad podcast network, which was the original production company for Your Mom's House - as well as working with numerous other comedians. 

All is to say, that's one man in charge of a massive number of streams and downloads by Dirtbags over the past 20 odd years. 

Has he been leveraging this position to start a New World Order?  Wouldn't it have been SUPER easy to drop subliminal messaging in there? 

Glad he's on the Garbage side of the aisle...

Proof #2.  Early Wendy's Influencer 

We learned that Redban's mom used to be Dave Thomas's Executive Assistant. Yes - that Dave Thomas, CEO and founder of the WENDY'S fast food franchise.  

Not only is that literally the coolest thing Foley has ever heard, but that means that as a child, Redban got to eat free Wendy's, pretty much, whenever he wanted... 

AND he had access to the Wendy's test kitchen - where they tried out new products and recipes for the restaurants.  

He was a child controlling a woman who was controlling a man who was controlling the height of fast food in America.  

INFLUENTIAL much? (We've talked many times about the folklore of Wendy's in the 1990s, but that's for a separate blog).   

We can't believe those savory snacks came about WITHOUT the innovation and dreaming of a (assumedly) chubby, young Brian - and we think this is where the Illuminati first discovered his young talents. 

Proof #3. He Designed Websites for Thought-Leaders 

The nerd that he is, he started by designing and building websites for comedians, including a young Doug Stanhope and numerous musicians. 

At the time, so few people could build websites, and we HAVE to think that his designs, UX / UI, and flow of websites in general, was largely iterated by this man. 

So, not only was he producing and controlling the videos and audio ON websites, but the sites themselves.  

Wow - digital networks with global reach where he can secretly code in flashing images ?  It'd be REAL convenient to imprint a manifesto on each of those pages off of the Menu button...

Proof # 4. CatBread7

We all know Women are the most powerful creatures in the world - so that's likely why Redban pretends to be a woman. 

Isn't that what the Illuminati is all about? POWER? 

He has the YouTube channel CATBREAD7 - where he makes music and pretends to be a woman - we're assuming for the sake of the algorithm and clickbait ?  Or something like that.  

Check it out, if you're into that kinda thing. 

Proof # 5. Cornered the Austin Markets 

Many people will say that Joe Rogan / Kill Tony have really changed the landscape of Austin into a comedy powerhouse. 

Sure - but are you building a comedy community OR leaving the hostile Los Angeles housing market to take the bottom out of a much more affordable market?

Seems to me like a mafioso move - start the trend, get the people to flock to your mecca, and drive up your property values by the simple laws of supply and demand. 

Isn't that how Las Vegas was built? 

Really, he's brilliant - and we can't get mad at a successful Dirtbag that's expanding his empire. 

So what do YOU think? Is Redban the Illuminati

...or just a really hard working and successful man in show biz? It's probably that second one. 

Of course we're kidding... Redban is a insanely hardworking, insanely committed Dirtbag we're proud to claim.  And he's really lucky, too. 

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