Dirtbags love a good energy drink. Just something about the canned rush of caffeine that really does it for them.
(Fiona Cauley stopped by Tuddy's this week - and she slams 'em even though she has heart problems.)
So are certain energy drinks trashy? We think so - here’s
Top 5 Trashiest Energy Drink

5. Flavored Red Bull
We love a Red Bull with shots… who doesn’t? But at 3 pm?
Any of those cans that have a color, automatic trash. Even the trashy casinos and bars are making different cocktails contingent on flavors of Red Bull.
Regular or Sugar-Free are acceptable, but not classy.
4. "Healthy" Energy Drinks
Celcius, C4 Energy, and Reign…
If it's sold in a Walmart cash register in a cooler, it's not a health food item.
We still like them and consume them, but it’s always trashy to masquerade as something g you’re not. (Sorry. 🤷🏻♂️)
3. The crazy ones from Thailand
In Thailand (and most other places) the amounts and ways caffeine are regulated are very different from the US - and you can basically drink coke in a bottle.
But you can choose from a plethora of varieties, flavors, concentrations, can sizes and more, that’ll put you in a Ritalin state of shock.
Its kinda sorta where the original Red Bull was developed, so nod to international Dirtbags…
2. 5 Hour Energy
Is this technically an energy drink? Maybe ? But either way we’re counting this “2:30 Feeling” Beverage as trash.
Just feels melodramatic for Office Workers to be doing shots of energy in a cubicle.
Drink coffee like a real Guy!
1. Monster Energy
Bonus points if you also have the logo tattooed on your body.
We would have also accepted "Rockstar Energy".
What’s the trashiest energy drinks youse had? Let us know!
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