If youse have seen the show recently, you know we have STRONG OPINIONS about Doritos and whether or not they're trashy or classy. 

Many of us think the Dorito is an entirely entrepreneurial chip that revolutionized the snack game, even, created it's own category of chip, some would say...

Some of us others would say eatin' Doritos is just not something you should be doing past a certain age. 

But to the rest of us BOZOS, of course you can eat Doritos at any age! We thought we'd do a run down of a select top-selling Doritos flavors, and if they're trashy or classy.  Here's

5 Doritos Flavors - Are They Classy or Trashy? 

1. The NKD Nacho Cheese Dorito 

This Dorito is the 2026 Dorito of the White Girl... You thought that was the Cool Ranch?You'd be wrong -- it's this lace-front health food snack your mom "picked up at the Acme."  

While we have no qualms with healthy food snacks, this is something entirely different - it's sorta a Dorito masquerading as a health food snack, which we know is far from the truth. Or it's a Dorito masquerading as a healthy version of its classic?

Regardless, pretending to be something you're not is TRASHY - final ruling. 

Also - are you Nacho or are you NKD? What is the difference? Please explain no further.  It's like a diet Twinkie, what's the point? 

2. Doritos Taco Flavored Tortilla Chips 

This is yet another case of a lion trying to change it's stripes... 

You're a Dorito OR you're a tortilla chip - there is no in between.  You are trashy, plain and simple. 

(We may recommend this chip with a cream cheese-based dip - it's subtleties really soar with the smoothness.) 

3.  Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch 

This flavor is DEFINITELY trashy, but it's one we can get behind. 

It's trashy in the way the underdog is trashy - it's garbage, SURE, but we're still rooting for it.  It does have RANCH in the title, which really we all know guarantees it's coming from the wrong side of the tracks... 

But the buffalo really adds the everyman sexiness, in Bruce Springsteen kinda way. 

4. Spicy Nacho 

This flavor is fine.  But this flavor also only exists so youse can fulfill your item minimum on the "buy 5 for $13" item special at the ShopRite. 

You only buy it when you're having a party, ya know, hosting a sleepover for 8 year olds etc.  No one picks this flavor, therefore we name it TRASHY. 

5. Cool Ranch 

Your brain THINKS it's "a light lil snack with a big flavorful punch" but it's still SO MANY more calories and fat and sodium etc than a normal tortilla chip.   

But overall, this flavor is trashy because ALL DORITOS are trashy... 

We're said it before, and we'll say it again... 

DORITOS ARE NOT FOR MATURE, working, providing for society ADULTS; 

Say what you will. 

As always, we love youse - AYG